Friday, July 3, 2009

Moving again

Back to tumblr I go! Sorry, I just couldn't stay away. To go to the new blog, click here.

Two Smackdown Matches Announced

The following were announced for tonight's Smackdown:

-Unified Tag Team Champions Edge and Chris Jericho vs. Jeff Hardy and CM Punk (non-title)

-Intercontinental Champion Rey Mysterio vs. Kane (also non-title)

Chester's Comments:
It should be cool to see Kane in the ring again. But, I wish it was against someone other than Mysterio. He's ALWAYS facing Mysterio. The tag match should be cool too. Punk and Hardy, eh? They might do something with Punk's eye again (snore). We'll have to see how it ends up... (I hope they do the red, white and blue ropes again)

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

ECW Results

-Yoshi Tatsu def. Shelton Benjamin

-Sheamus def. Oliver John

-Vladimir Kozlov & William Regal def. ECW Champion Tommy Dreamer & Christian

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

WWE Trade Results

RAW gets:

Alicia Fox

Jack Swagger

Evan Bourne

Mark Henry

Smackdown gets:

Finlay

The Hart Dynasty

Matt Hardy

ECW gets:

Regal

Goldust

The Bella Twins

Shelton Benjamin

RAW Results

-Batista is announced as the guest host of RAW

-Triple H def. MVP

-Unified WWE Tag Team Champions Edge & Chris Jericho def. Carlito & Primo to retain the Unified WWE Tag Team titles

-John Cena def. The Miz via submission (Deja Vu)!

-Mickie James def. Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix and Rosa Mendes

-United States Champion Kofi Kingston vs. Big Show ended in a double count-out

-Randy Orton def. Evan Bourne (he's a new member of RAW now) and Jack Swagger (also new member of RAW); however, Mark Henry def. Randy Orton in a gauntlet match

Chester's Comments:
First, I want to tell you that Lilian Garcia is leaving WWE at the end of the year. And, that Ted DiBiase Sr. will be the guest host for next week. This week doesn't favor the Legacy, next week does. The Triple H and Cena matches were part of a tournament to see who faces Orton for his title at Night of Champions. Hunter and Cena will face off next week to decide this. I think we all want Cena to win, because HHH and Orton keep on wrestling each other , but we all know that Hunter is gonna win.
Bourne, Swagger and Henry are all new members of RAW due to a trade that I will post results on in a moment. ECW is going to get worse ratings than before, seeing that Bourne and Swagger are gone. Maybe people will watch just to see Christian...

Monday, June 29, 2009

Surprise!

Most surprising development at The Bash.
Go "Team Ego!"

The Bash Results

-Tommy Dreamer wins ECW Championship Scramble

-Dolph Ziggler def. Khali with help from Kane

-Rey Mysterio def. Chris Jericho

-Edge and Chris Jericho def. Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes, and Carlito and Primo to win the Unified Tag titles. They (Edge and Jericho) were inserted in the match by Teddy Long.

-Michelle McCool def. Melina to become the new Women's Champ. In case you haven't been paying attention, she's the first in history to win both the Divas title and Women's title in her career.

-Jeff Hardy def. CM Punk by disqualification

-John Cena def. The Miz via submission

-Randy Orton def. Triple H in a Three Stages of Hell Match to retain the WWE Championship

Apparently it was an amazing show. I didn't buy it, so I didn't see it. I would think about buying it on DVD.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Chester's Bash Predictions

-Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase def. Carlito and Primo to become Unified Tag Champs

-The Miz def. John Cena

-Dolph Ziggler def. The Great Khali

-Rey Mysterio def. Chris Jericho to win the Intercontinental Championship

-Michelle McCool def. Melina to win the Women's Championship

-Jack Swagger def. Christian, Finlay, Tommy Dreamer, and Mark Henry in a Championship Scramble to win the ECW Championship

-Randy Orton def. Triple H in a Three Stages of Hell Match to retain the WWE Championship

-CM Punk def. Jeff Hardy to retain the World Heavyweight Championship

Chester's Comments:
Well, for all of you who are cursing my name about Punk winning, it's because I don't think Jeff will renew his contract. If he doesn't renew by tomorrow, I'm throwing in the towel. He may come back at some point, but by midnight he will have exactly one week left in his contract.

Rick Boy Movie Reviews: UP (Some Minor Spoilers)

Two words: Great Movie. It all starts with little Carl Fredrickson who meets a little girl who loves adventure as much as he does. Carl promises that they will have a great adventure to Paradise Falls in South America. They end up getting married, but years later, Carl's wife dies. And just when Carl is about to lose his house, he has the idea to attach a bunch of balloons to it and fly away to Paradise Falls. Along the way, he meets a little boy, fends off ferocious dogs, discovers strange creatures and much, much more!

Grade: A+

One of my top three favorite Pixar movies. A great family movie, although the first part is very sad. Other than that, it's a movie that you should see.

Smackdown Results

-R-Truth def. Shelton Benjamin

-Michelle McCool & Alicia Fox def. Women’s Champion Melina & Gail Kim

-John Morrison def. World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk (Non-Title)

-Edge & Intercontinental Champion Chris Jericho def. Jeff Hardy & Rey Mysterio (Rage in the Cage Match)

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Smackdown Information

Two events were announced for tomorrow's Smackdown:

-Vince McMahon opens the show with a speaking segment

-Chris Jericho and Edge will team up in a Steel Cage Match to face Rey Mysterio and Jeff Hardy

Chester's Comments:
Vince will probably say something about the Trump incident, but I hope he announces a match for The Bash, maybe involving Edge and Morrison. Donald Trump is apparently sticking around for a storyline. Imagine another "Battle of the Billionaires." They probably wouldn't do that though, seeing that Vince is most likely hovering around 95 million. Anyway, 100 post weekend continues; we are now at 105.

SPOILER ALERT!! Results for WWE Superstars Tonight

These are the spoilers for the WWE show that will air tonight (do NOT look at this post if you don't want the spoilers):

-Kofi Kingston def. MVP and Matt Hardy to retain the United States Championship

-Dolph Ziggler def. Jimmy Wang Yang

-Jack Swagger def. Evan Bourne

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Who Retires Who?

This is a column on what WWE superstars I think will retire their fellow superstars:

-Christian retires Edge in four to five years. I think Edge will actually ask Vince if Christian can retire him when his time comes. These guys were best friends when they were kids, and they still are to this day.

-Jeff Hardy retires Matt Hardy in six years. They're bros. That pretty much explains it all. Plus, they've won multiple Tag Team Championships together. They might be a couple of the closest brothers the world has known.

-John Cena retires Batista in five to six years. These two wrestled at the last Summerslam and they had an awesome match. Batista is coming towards the end of his career and if there was one guy that he could choose to retire him, I think it would be either John Cena or Triple H.

That raps that up. However, I wanted to report that Matt Hardy recently had surgery on his stomach area and will be out indefinitely. Plus, Matt's brother Jeff, only has about two weeks left in his contract. Jeff Hardy fans, enjoy these next few weeks with Jeff, 'cause I do not think he'll renew his contract. He'll probably take a year off and then come back like he did a while back. You can never really tell...

ECW Results

-Evan Bourne def. Tyson Kidd

-A masked man in green attacks a crew member before Gregory Helms interviews Mark Henry

-Finlay def. Zack Ryder

-Jack Swagger & Mark Henry def. ECW Champion Tommy Dreamer & Christian

Did You Know?

Did you know that...

-The name I was going to use instead of Everything That Rules was Everything That's Cool?

-Chester Beanienoodle's real name is Connor?

-My first blog was called Three Gnomes Comics, based on the "seal" that I put on my comics which displayed three gnomes?

So, did you know any of these?
Anyway, I will post ECW results in a moment. Until then, see ya!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Poll/Question Answer (100th Post! WOO)!

The answer to the question that I put up on the blog is:

-Edge and Kurt Angle

Congrats to the person who guessed it, and I will put up a new poll in a moment. Anyway... 100 post week has officially started! Woo hoo!

Grizzleheim Open Now (in Test Realm)

Yes, it was announced a few days ago on the Wizard 101 website:


Grizzleheim and many other Features are now available to preview on the Test Realm. To find out what features are being added to the Test Realm, please consult our Update Notes Page. To participate in the Test Realm, please visit our Sneak Peek Page.


Well, thank you Chester for letting me do Wizard 101 coverage. Anyway, I'll see ya!

New on Everything That Rules...

...Wizard 101 coverage! You know our tech/gaming/critic, Rick Boy? Well he'll be taking that job. I thought that he should get to post more often, so Rick, I'm assigning you this job (he's just finding out as he reads this post)! Congrats Rick.

P.S: Two more posts!!!

RAW Results

-Jeff Hardy, Rey Mysterio & The Great Khali def. Edge, Intercontinental Champion Chris Jericho & Dolph Ziggler

-Cody Rhodes def. Unified WWE Tag Team Champion Primo

-WWE Champion Randy Orton vs. Triple H in a Last Man Standing Match (draw)

-Vince McMahon buys back Monday Night RAW (WOO) and fires Trump

-Mickie James & The Bella Twins def. Divas Champion Maryse, Beth Phoenix & Rosa Mendes

-Big Show def. John Cena

Chester's Comments:
Well, it was a nice RAW. But I want to say a sad farewell to another McMahon. Rest in Peace, Ed McMahon, who was announced dead this morning.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Kurt Angle wins the TNA Championship: What?

Yes, that is the question we are all asking right now:

Okay, he won the TNA World Heavyweight Championship. Got that down, easy to understand. Samoa Joe helps him win the title by grabbing the title (not off the hook it's hanging on) in the King of the Mountain match and then hands it right on over to Kurt. The MEM (Main Event Mafia, not including Sting) comes out and cheers for both of them. Yeah, we're not quite getting that one. Let's review what Joe did to the mafia:

-Told all the members he would take them out, one-by-one

-Said he was ordered to kill Kurt Angle

-Bludgeoned everyone in the Mafia

I kind of get it, it was just a plot of trickery to make the TNA Originals confused, thinking Joe was on their side. But how does that explain the blood that come out of Scott Steiner's head, and Booker's mouth. Plus, was Joe's "Nation of Violence" the MEM all along? Find out Thursday, on TNA Impact!

Six Posts (Now Five) Away...

Yesiree Bob! We are now five posts away from starting the 100 Post Spectacular Week! The events include:

-ETR facts

-New polls everyday

-Immediate wrestling news and alerts (of course we have that all the time, but the news/coverage will be on quicker)

-Plus, a bunch of extra stuff!

Sounds good huh? I'll put up the first poll (this one is actually a question, I will release the answer to this question/poll is over) in the next few minutes.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Rick Boy Interviews Brer Rabbit

Hiya! I interviewed Brer Rabbit earlier. Here's what happened:


Rick Boy: Do you think ETR has a chance of becoming a website (like a .com or .net) someday?

Brer Rabbit: I think ETR has a fair chance of becoming 'Chester Beanienoodle's Everything That Rules.com' at some point. But right now, we're all happy with the blog.

RB: Do you think WWE is doing the right thing letting Orton have the title again? And what are your thoughts on Batista?

BR: I think WWE is out of their minds letting Orton win the WWE title! Anyway, about Batista, I don't think much will happen with him. Heck, he'll probably tear another muscle when he comes back!

That wraps up the interview. Coming this week; Rick Boy Restaurant Reviews: Margaritaville.
See ya later, alligators. Plus, Happy Fathers Day.

100 Post Weekend: CANCELED, WWE Releases

-Yeah, you probably already figured that out... but at least I'll have a "100 post event." I moved it to this week, so be sure to log on during the week. The event will end come Friday.

-WWE released Sim Snuka and Candice Michelle earlier this week. I can understand both of the releases, seeing that they didn't wrestle for months on end. Heck, the last time we saw either of them was Wrestlemania. Anyway, not much news in the wrestling world lately.

Happy Fathers Day!

Happy Fathers Day!
From the ETR Team. Be sure to call up your dad today!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

WWE Superstars: All the Matches

These are the matches that will be on Superstars tonight:

-Santino vs. Chavo

-Eve vs. Layla

-Jack Swagger, Tyson Kidd, and DH Smith vs. Christian, Carlito, and Primo.

Eleven (now ten) Posts until 100th Post!

Some of you may have noticed it on my archive that I'm now ten posts away from 100 posts on this blog. This weekend I'm going to have a 100 Posts Spectacular Weekend, in which I will post like crazy to celebrate the special occasion. Just some notification, so you know. That's all for now.

100 posts!

(Late) ECW Results

-David Hart Smith def. Christian

-Mark Henry def. Evan Bourne

-Jack Swagger def. ECW Champion Tommy Dreamer

Sorry I didn't post results yesterday. I read my book pretty much all day. Anyway, sorry again.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

RAW Results

-Intercontinental Champion Chris Jericho def. Rey Mysterio

-ECW Champion Tommy Dreamer def. Christian

-Randy Orton def. Triple H, John Cena and Big Show in a Fatal Four Way to win the WWE Championship

-Vince McMahon announces that he sold RAW to Donald Trump (just for reference, that's the worst thing that's happened to the WWE since I started watching)

-Mickie James def. Rosa Mendes

-World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk def. Jeff Hardy and Edge in a Triple Threat Match

-Unified WWE Tag Team Champions Carlito & Primo def. The Hart Dynasty by disqualification

-Triple H def. nine other Superstars in a 10-Man Battle Royal to get a shot at the WWE title

-Donald Trump makes the WWE title match take place next RAW. It'll be a last man standing match.

Chester's Comments:
I'll make this quick: If Vince wants better RAW ratings, than he shouldn't have hired Trump.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Huge Announcement on RAW? Plus, Another Title Match

J.R posted this on his blog:

As best I know, it looks like the IC Title Bout Monday will kick off the 3 hour Raw, one hour early at 8/7 central. Also from what I hear some sort of "blockbuster" announcement will also be made tonight. I have talked to no one who knows the specifics of this announcement but, without sounding hyperbole, it will apparently be significant. SD will also feature the Triple Threat Bout for the World Title that will air live sometime later in the show. After Raw, young Todd Grisham and I will be driving 3 hours to Roanoke for Tuesday's SD taping. I hope he didn't rent a Taurus. Check out our new merch and our Original BBQ Sauce now in easy to ship plastic bottles. Thanks to those of you that have bought our sauce by the case that includes FREE shipping to selected areas. Remember, Raw tonite, one hour early. Boomer Sooner! J.R.


I wonder what the announcement will be (if there is one)? I wonder if they signed someone big. Then again, J.R would probably know if they signed a contract with someone.
Anyway, that "I-C title bout" will feature Rey Mysterio and the current champ, Chris Jericho. Plus, Vince McMahon returns tonight. I betcha he'll announce the new GM of RAW... HEY! That's probably the huge announcement! I kinda hope they bring back Mike Adamle because I felt bad for him when he was asked to leave. Either him or Vince himself. I bet it'll be someone surprising...

RAW's "3-For-All"

Tonight is the Monday Night RAW "3-For-All." Just to remind you, the following things will take place:

-RAW will start one hour earlier. Example: If you live on the West Coast it'll start at 5:00.

-There will be three title matches: one for the ECW title, one for the Heavyweight title, and one for the WWE title.

Hope you enjoy the show tonight!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

ETR Widget!

Everything That Rules now has a widget (technically a "blidget," according to Widgetbox)! For that, you can thank our tech man, Rick Boy. Anyway, to see the blidget in action click here. To get the blidget, click here. You can e-mail Rick Boy and tell him what you think about the new addition, by clicking on this: stonecoldcon@yahoo.com. That's all for now.

Rick Boy Product Reviews: Samsung Sway

The Samsung Sway is a regular cell phone except for one thing: It slides! Instead of flipping, it slides! Way cool right? That's not all! You can immediately access the web (you will be charged money for this), get ringtones, access your e-mail, get games (yes, Smackdown vs. RAW 2009 and Legends of Wrestlemania are on there too), and much more!
Okay, so the main point of the cell phone is to call other people. This phone makes it simple. Add friends and family to your easy to access contact list. Call others too! It also automatically adds 911 to your contacts too.

Grade: A

Frickin' awesome phone! I have one and it's AWESOME! You should try to get it if your phone's a piece o' crud.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

The Three title Matches on the 3-For-All

These title matches are set to be on the WWE "3-For-All:

-Tommy Dreamer vs. Christian for the ECW title

-CM Punk vs. Edge vs. Jeff Hardy in a Triple Threat for the World Hvt. title

-John Cena vs. Triple H vs. Randy Orton vs. Big Show in a Fatal Four Way for the vacant WWE title

Hope you're able to watch the show next Monday. Remember, it starts an hour earlier!

Hint About Poptropica 'Astro Knights' Island

Are you having trouble with the new Astro Knights island on Poptropica? I personally think it's the hardest island yet! Anyway, I have come up with a few cheats for those of you who are stuck:

-Can't get into the house of Mordred? The stupid guard keeps asking for that gold coin? Go over to the fountain. You'll see a small glint of light in the water, to the right of the fountain. Click on it and you'll get the coin!

-For those who are farther, when you're in space trying to get on to the ice planet, but it wont let you, you should shoot at the space sharks and then fly towards the black hole. If you fly around it for a while then they'll fly right into it. Then you'll be able to land on the ice planet!

I have to confess, I haven't finished yet, but I will soon!

Friday, June 12, 2009

Poptropica Coverage

Guess what? NEW to ETR is Poptropica coverage an cheats. You can create your poptropican by going to Poptropica.com. See you later!

P.S: Sorry about not posting full live results. I dozed off for about 45 minutes so I figured there was no point. I might post the rest of the results tommorow morning.

Smackdown! Live Blog

-Dolph Ziggler def. Kahli via count out

Sorry, something came up. I can't live blog the rest. That's all for now.

Smackdown! Live Blog Tonight

Tune in (people who can't watch Smackdown due to pre-emptions or cancelations) tonight for the live results.

Why Umaga was Released

The reason WWE superstar Umaga was released was because he had failed the drug policy for the second time. He refused to go to rehabilitation, so that was probably the last straw for Vince.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

New Logo

As Macho Man Randy Savage says, "Dig it!" Do you like it? Hope you do, because it will be there for a very, and I mean very, long time. Again, hope you like the new ETR logo.

Batista Injury Update, WWE Title Update

-Dave Batista has a fully torn bicep from his match at Extreme Rules. He had surgery just yesterday. He will be out for about four to five months.

-Next week on RAW there will be three title matches: One for the World title, one for the ECW title, and one for the WWE title. Last night on ECW (sorry about not posting results) it was announced that the WWE title was vacant (not exactly, but pretty much) and that Triple H, Randy Orton, Big Show, and John Cena would compete for the title in a Fatal Four Way match. Also, ECW champ, Tommy Dreamer, defends against Christian. Remember, next weeks' show starts an hour earlier.

Chester's Comments:
I think they should let Cena win the title. They almost definitely won't, but still. I'm guessing they're gonna let Hunter win, which is very boring, considering he's always champ. Anyway, best wishes to Batista, hope he feels better soon.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Another WWE Superstar Released

Yesterday, the WWE released Umaga. I was VERY shocked by this. The night before he was in a PPV match, then Vince McMahon released him. I don't see what Vince is trying to do. Mr. Kennedy was released after coming off an injury: Fired. Umaga comes back after coming off an injury: Fired. Batista just got injured at the PPV (real injury, not fake). But of course he won't be released...or will he? Right now we just can't tell.

RAW Results: Time to Play the Game

-United States Champion Kofi Kingston def. William Regal

-Divas Champion Maryse def. Kelly Kelly

-Santino Marella, Goldust & Festus def. Chavo Guerrero, The Brian Kendrick & Jamie Noble

-John Cena vs. The Miz; no contest

-MVP def. Matt Hardy

-Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase def. Unified WWE Tag Team Champions Carlito & Primo (non-title match)

-Randy Orton vs. Batista in a WWE title match ends in no contest; HHH comes out, smashes DiBiase and Rhodes, chairs Orton, then Pedigrees Orton onto the chair

Monday, June 8, 2009

Spongebob at a Gas Station

My dad took this picture near a gas station.
I wonder if that guy was hired to do that.

Extreme Rules: A PPV Come and Gone

Well, I think it was almost as good as Backlash 2009 (The best wrestling show I've ever seen). They kinda messed up the Punk thing though. If they were going to have him cash in Money in the Bank, then you should have him cash it in on a heel like Edge. I suppose they don't want to have the same person be "Punk'd" as last year. I think that match in general was awesome though. Batista and Orton did a good job too. Surprising outcome of the Jericho-Rey match. I would have never expected Jericho to win the Intercontinental title, no less unmask Rey! Anyway, great show. If you didn't order the PPV last night, you should definitely think about watching the encore presentation.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

WWE Extreme Rules Live Results

-CM Punk def. Jeff Hardy to win Wirld Hvt. title

-Jeff Hardy def. Edge to win Wirld Hvt. title... WAIT! It's Punk!!! He's cashing in Money in the Bank! No way!

-John Cena def. Big Show in Submission Match

-Batista def. Randy Orton in steel cage to win WWE title

-Santina def. Vickie Guerrero in a Hog Pen Match and wins Miss Wrestlemania title

-Tommy Dreamer def. Jack Swagger and Christian to win ECW title

-CM Punk def. Umaga in Samoan Strap Match

-Chris Jericho def. Rey Mysterio in No DQ to win Intercontinental title; he unmasked Rey at the end, but Rey ran out covering his face

-Kofi Kingston def. Matt Hardy, Regal, and MVP to retain United States title

Sign of a New ECW Champion

ETR member, Brer Rabbit was on his blog playing hangman when he got the word "swagger."
Of course it didn't mean the wrestler's in-ring name, but could it be a sign? Find out tonight at Extreme Rules. (I will be live blogging it)

Extreme Rules Predictions

These are my predictions for the "Extreme Rules" Pay-Per-View tonight:

-Vickie Guerrero def. Santina Marrela to retain Miss Wrestlemania title

-CM Punk def. Umaga in Samoan Strap match

-Matt Hardy def. William Regal, Kofi Kingston, and MVP to win United States Championship

-Rey Mysterio def. Chris Jericho in No Holds Barred to retain the Intercontinental Championship

-John Cena def. Big Show in Submission Match

-Jack Swagger def. Tommy Dreamer and Christian in Hardcore Triple Threat to win the ECW Championship

-Randy Orton def. Batista in Steel Cage Match, after match Triple H runs in and stares down Randy, who punted Batista in the head.

-Edge def. Jeff Hardy in Ladder Match to retain World Heavyweight Championship

Friday, June 5, 2009

Smackdown! Live Blog

-Cutting Edge with Jeff Hardy; Jeff gets pushed off ladder by Edge

-John Morrison def. Shelton Benjamin

-Chris Jericho def. R-Truth

-CM Punk def. Umaga

-Michelle McCool, Layla, and Alicia Fox def. Gail Kim, Melina, and Eve

-Edge def. Rey Mysterio

Rick Boy Movie Reviews: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (Some Minor Spoilers)

In this epic sequel, Larry teams up with some new friends as they try to defeat Kahmanrah, who is after his younger brother's (Akmanrah) stone of Akmanrah. But can they defeat this terrible force? Plus, Theodore Roosevelt, Gum-Gum (The Easter Island Head), and more have to stay at the Museum of Natural History (without the stone that lets them come to life) while Larry ventures to The Smithsonian to get back the stone of Akmanrah.

Grade: A

Great movie! Be sure to catch this one!

Rick Boy Movie Reviews Coming Today; Smackdown Live Blog

-ETR member, Rick Boy will do a review on the "Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian" movie later, for he's going to see it now.

-Also, I will do a Smackdown live blog tonight. Just so you know, there will be an Edge vs. Rey Mysterio match tonight on the show. The last time they wrestled, Edge put out Mysterio for almost a whole year! We'll just have to see how it turns out tonight.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Jim Ross on The PPV This Sunday

This is what Jim Ross said on his site:

It looks as if SD will be in a position to kick Raw's a*s again this Sunday at "Extreme Rules." In my biased opinion, no match on the card is more eagerly anticipated than the Ladder Match for the World Title with Edge defending against Jeff Hardy. To think that I inked both these men to WWE contracts over a decade ago is a testament to how time flies. I assure you that both men will take ridiculous risks Sunday and I will be shocked if the use of the ladders as weapons doesn't bust someone open.
Chris Jericho challenging Rey Mysterio for the IC Title and essentially saying that Jericho will unmask the uber talented luchadore might be another show show stealer. Does Raw have a match that will deliver better than these two aforementioned SD bouts? No Holds Barred should favor the challenger from where I sit.
Umaga vs. C.M. Punk feels like it is an issue that just got started a few days ago but my senses is that these two will make the most out of a very difficult type of match. Getting lashed with a leather strap is a daunting task. Tough way to make a living. My brief experience in a "Country Whipping" match, and I wore as many clothes as possible, is proof enough to me that getting hit with a piece of leather isn't fun. For the record, that Country Whipping match versus The Coach back in the day in Chicago on Raw may have set wrestling back a decade and that's being kind. Put it did get a huge TV rating, sold out the arena, provided seconds of unique entertainment, blah, blah, blah.

Extreme Rules looks like it's going to be perfect, as Backlash was. I liked J.R's preview for the pay-per-view too. I never knew J.R was in a "Country Whipping" Match. Anyway, TNA Impact tonight. Be sure to tune in.

ETR PPV Coverage: Extreme Rules Card

-Vickie Guerrero vs. Santina Marrela in Hog Pen Match

-CM Punk vs. Umaga in Samoan Strap Match

-U.S title Fatal Four Way; Kofi Kingston vs. Regal vs. MVP vs. Matt Hardy

-Intercontinental title; Rey Mysterio vs. Chris Jericho in No Hold Barred Match

-John Cena vs. Big Show in Submission Match

-ECW title Triple Threat; Christian vs. Jack Swagger vs. Tommy Dreamer in Hardcore Match

-World Heavyweight title; Edge vs. Jeff Hardy in Ladder Match

-WWE title; Orton vs. Batista in Steel Cage Match

Chester's Comments:
Just so you know, I will live blog Extreme Rules this Sunday.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Rick Boy Video Game Reviews: Nicktoons, Globs of Doom

Nickelodeon comes out with another game huh? In this game you can play as Spongebob, Zim, Tak, Jimmy Neutron, and their enemies! The point of this game is to team up with the show stars enemies and conquer a force that no one person could defeat: Orange Globs. Yes, monsters made of orange goo. The only minus is that the autosave feature doesn't work at all. It deletes all of your progress after you work hard.

Grade: C+

It got an "eh" grade because the save thing is bad. It's fun until you quit and find your work was deleted.

ECW Results

-Evan "Air" Bourne def. Mark Henry

-Zack Ryder def. local competitor

-Tommy Dreamer def. Paul Burchill

-ECW champ, Christian def. Tyson Kidd in non-title; after match Dreamer DDTs Christian

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Rick Boy Video Game Reviews: Pikmin


Nintendo recently came out with a new game called Pikmin. So, I'm going to review it in my first ever video game review!
Well, the game is basically about surviving 30 days on an unknown planet. You also have to find parts of your crashed ship on different parts of the planet. And I left out the best part: you have to raise small plant like creatures that you call "Pikmin." The guide book is very helpful too. Although, there is a changing cover, where you can flip it around or something. Weird.

Grade: B+

Pretty good game. Love the graphics too. Travel on an adventure with Captain Olimar with "Pikmin" today!

WWE Magazine Interviews Christian

In the latest edition of WWE Magazine interviewed superstar Christian. Here are a few things I found interesting:

Q: Edge told us that he plans to cut his hair off before he turns 40. What drove you to clip your trademark locks after Judgement Day 2003?
Christian: I felt it was time. Everybody associated me with that long hair, and the Intercontinental Championship was making it's return after it had been gone for about a year. I won the title that night and everything was changing. It was a chance to reinvent myself and get rid of those split ends once and for all. I actually kept that hair in a bag for a while. But then it just looked tattered and started fraying, so I threw it out.

Q: During your entrance, when you raise your hand above your brow and scope the crowd, what are you looking for?
Christian: I'm usually looking for the peeps. And there's always some cool signs to be seen. I'm trying to give everyone a shout out, but it's hard because there's so many people. But when I catch one of the peeps, I give a point.

To read the full interview, buy the latest issue of WWE Magazine! But try to get it soon, because it won't be on shelves for much longer. You can get your subscription by going to WWE.com!

RAW Results

-Batista def. Cody Rhodes in Steel cage

-Maryse and Beth Phoenix def. Kelly Kelly and Mickie James

-Carlito and Primo def. Matt Hardy and Regal

-John Cena and Chavo Gurerro def. Miz and Big Show

-Kofi Kingston def. MVP to become U.S champ (Congrats Kofi)

-Santino vs. Vickie Gurerro ends in no contest

-Randy Orton def. Ric Flair in parking lot brawl

Chester's Comments:
Again, congratulations to Kofi Kingston for his win. Anyhow, Flair did a great job last night, but was punted by The Legend Killer. However, I think that was the last time we'll see Ric wrestle for a long time. He might not even actually wrestle again.
Last but not least, HHH is a no show! This surprised me. Every five seconds I'm like, "Here comes Hunter!" Hes gonna show up at some point, but for now I guess he's taking a break.

Monday, June 1, 2009

WWE RAW: Some Matches Announced

The following matches were announced for Monday Night RAW:

-Steel Cage Match; Batista vs. Ted DiBiase or Cody Rhodes (decided when Orton flips a coin)

-John Cena and mystery partner vs. Miz and Big Show

-Mickie James and Kelly Kelly vs. Maryse and Beth phoenix

As I said, those are all the ones announced so far. Watch tonight on the USA network.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Jim Ross Comments on Ric Flair Wrestling Again

This is what good ol' J.R had to say about Ric Flair returning to a WWE ring:

When will we next see Ric Flair in a WWE ring? Will it be as early as Monday Night? Naitch called me late Friday night and told me he would see me in a few days, whatever that means. It was late and it was Friday night and it was loud where ever Ric was which I assume wasn't the public library. Flair "wrestling" in WWE still seems unlikely. Ric wrestling outside the USA seems like a gimme.

I agree. I doubt we'll see Flair actually wrestle again, but I think his next stop is commentator.

J.R's comments are from his site.

Superstar set to Come Back on Tomorrow's RAW

Triple H is supposed to return on RAW tomorrow night. It is questionable, though, if he will.
Chester's Comments:
I have a feeling that he'll return asking for a WWE championship title shot, and he will be put in the steel cage match at Extreme Rules, making the match both a Triple Threat, and a lot more interesting.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

WWE Makes SHOCKING Release

WWE fired Ken Kennedy yesterday afternoon. This is most likely because he hurt his hand on the latest RAW and they didn't want to pay him for the months that he needs to recover. ETR wishes Kennedy good luck in his future.
Chester's Comments:
I think there are three letters that describe his future: TNA.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Smackdown! Live Results

-The Great Khali and R-Truth def. Mike Knox and Dolph Ziggler

-Melina def. Alicia Fox

-John Morrison def. Umaga via DQ

-Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas def. Cryme Tyme

-Eve def. Layla

-Edge/Jericho def. Mysterio/Hardy

Smackdown! Live Blog Tonight

I just wanted to notify readers that there will be a Smackdown! live blog tonight. That's all for now.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Match Added to Extreme Rules PPV

An ECW title Triple Threat was announced for Extreme Rules. This match will feature Tommy Dreamer, Jack swagger, and of course, the champ, Christian. The stip is ECW extreme rules. If Dreamer loses, he'll quit. I think he'll win. please, comment on who you think will win.

ECW Results

-Vladimir Kozlov def. two local competitors in handicap match

-Evan Bourne def. Mark Henry

-Jack Swagger, DH Smith, and Tyson Kidd def. Christian and Tommy Dreamer in handicap match

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

WWE Extreme Rules Preview

These are the scheduled matches so far for the WWE Pay-Per-View, Extreme Rules:

-CM Punk vs. Umaga in Samoan Strap match

-John Cena vs. Big Show in submission match

-Ms. Wrestlemania, Vickie Guerrero vs. Santina Marrela in Hog Pen match

-Rey Mysterio vs. Chris Jericho in No Holds Barred for Intercontinental title

-Edge vs. Jeff hardy in Ladder match for World Heavyweight title

-Randy Orton vs. Batista in steel Cage match for WWE title

I hope they add a tag match or something. Anyway, that's all the matches.

RAW Results

-Kelly Kelly def. Maryse via DQ

-Kofi Kingston def. Matt Hardy and Regal

-Santino and Mickie James def. Chavo and Beth Phoenix

-Goldust and Hornswoggle def. Brian Kendrick and Festus

-John Cena, Batista, MVP, Jerry the "King" Lawler, and Mr. Kennedey def. Big Show, Randy Orton, Ted Dibiase, Cody Rhodes, and The Miz

Monday, May 25, 2009

Happy Memorial Day!

Happy Memorial Day from Everything That Rules!


P.S: The "That" is in white, so it doesen't really show up.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Surprising WWE Power 25 Development

Rey Mysterio comes in first on the Power 25 on wwe.com this week, passing Orton, the WWE champ, and Edge, the World Heavyweight champ.

Chester's Comments:
Rey first on the p. 25 huh? It states this on wwe.com:
The Ultimate Underdog made a liar out of Chris Jericho at Judgment Day and successfully retained his title, which earns him this week's top spot on the P25. Now all he has to do is look toward Extreme Rules.
Well, I suppose it makes sense. It's pretty awesome I'd say. Anyway, that's all.

Rick Boy Movie Reviews: Twist of Fate

This 2-disc DVD set has exclusive comments and footage from The Hardy Boyz. It has their first hard years in wrestling and how they got to where they are today. You can clearly see the differences between their careers as a tag team and singles superstars. The first disc is the "Matt Hardy Story" and the other is the "Jeff Hardy Story." However, there are no matches on the discs, not including the extras. The extras have a few matches, some classics in there.

Grade: B

Not the best WWE movie, but it does have some awesome footage. Coming soon, "The Legacy of Stone Cold Steve Austin" DVD review.

New Blog

ETR member, Brer Rabbit has recently made a blog. It's called "Twist of Fate" and I put the link to it on the Links to Cool Sites widget. If you want to go to the site quickly, click here. Oh by the way, another "Rick Boy Movie Review" today featuring the Hardy Boyz. I've watched it and I thought it was pretty awesome. That's all.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Smackdown! Live Results

-Edge vs. Jeff Hardy match announced for Extreme Rules. Winner of their non-title match tonight picks stipulation.

-Cryme Tyme & John Morrison def. Charlie Haas, Shelton Benjamin, and Ricky Ortiz

-Michelle McCool def. Gail Kim to become no. 1 contender for Womens Title

-CM Punk def. Chris Jericho by DQ, Umaga comes out, smashes Punk with a Carribean strap and challenges him to a Samoan Strap Match at Extreme Rules

-Dolph Ziggler def. R-Truth

-Jeff Hardy def. Edge, making a world title Ladder Match at Extreme Rules

Smackdown! Live Blog

Just a heads up! Smackdown live blog tonight a t 8:00. Hope you can watch.

Rick Boy Movie Reviews: Edge a Decade of Decadence

This DVD showcases the career of the "Rated R Superstar," Edge. This includes the two times he's cashed in Money in the Bank (on John Cena and Undertaker). It also includes his earlier matches, featuring Christian, his tag team partner at this time, and their feuds against The New Brood (The Hardy Boyz). It has most of his best matches ever and the most hardcore (literally) match that I have ever seen: Mick Foley vs. Edge in a Hardcore Match at Wrestlemania 22 (Featured on disc 2 if you have never seen it). I think this movie is better for you if you absolutely hate the Ultimate Opportunist. It will almost definetly get him in to your top 10 list of fave wrestlers.

Extras: The Best of Edge and Christian, Intercontinental title match Edge vs. Jeff Jarret, Adam Copeland vs. Christian.

Grade: A-

Be sure you see some of this DVD. Get it by clicking this link: http://www.wweshop.com/.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

**SPOILER ALERT!** WWE Superstars Results for 5/21

-Tommy Dreamer vs. Christian ends in no contest; Swagger interferes

-Kofi Kingston def. Regal

-CM Punk def. Chris Jericho

Chester's Comments:
I was 99 % sure that Swagger would interfere. This should set up an ECW extreme rules Triple Threat between Swagger, Dreamer, and Christian. As for Punk, the now disapointed people from Chicago who went to Judgement Day will be happy by Friday night at 10:00. I think the Edge/Jeff Hardy non-title will end in Edge winning by DQ and Punk coming out and cashing in his title shot.

RAW Match Announced

WWE.com announced the RAW "Playoffs" match earlier today. It will be the Lakers vs. the Denver Nuggets. On the Lakers will be Batista, John Cena, MVP, Jerry the "King" Lawler, and a mystery wrestler vs. Randy Orton, Legacy (Ted Dibiase and Cody Rhodes) , The Miz, and Big Show. Jason Powell of www.prowrestling.net said he thought Vince McMahon would play up the Lakers vs. Nuggets. Guess he was right! See ya for now.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

I Hate the Nuggets

Hi! Brer Rabbit here! The Nuggets are dumb. They CAN'T cancel RAW because of the stupid Nuggets! Luckily LA offered to hold the show. Just introducing myself. See ya later!

Chester's Comments: Go Lakers!

Well, it has been announced that RAW will be in LA next week. I hate the Nuggets. There's some little kid out there who is heart-broken because he's NOT going to go to RAW for the first time in his life. I think WWE should hold the event at the Pepsi Center in Denver next week and let the people who had tix go to that show. They should start selling tickets for next week's RAW tomorrow. And as the title says... GO LAKERS!!!

(ETR Chester's Comments 2009)

Smackdown Card (No Spoilers)

-Shelton Benjamin, Charlie Haas, and Ricky Ortiz vs. Cryme Tyme, and John Morrison

-Gail Kim vs. Michelle McCool

-CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho

-R-Truth vs. Dolph Ziggler

-Edge vs. Jeff Hardy in non-title (I smell Money in the Bank)!

ECW Results

-ECW champ Christian def. Paul Burchill in non-title

-Zack Ryder (With new hairdo) def. local competitor

-David Hart Smith(DH Smith) w/ managers Tyson Kidd and Natalya def. Finlay

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Monday Night Raw Canceling?

It was recently announced that the NBA team The Nuggets, are scheduled to play at the arena that RAW was supposed to be. Madison Square Garden and the STAPLES Center have offered to hold Raw. I hope the Nuggets just throw in the towel on this one! What if it were your first WWE show and you were really excited! Then it's suddenly questionable if you'll get to experience the feeling. Please comment on this unfortunate turn of events.

He's Baaack!

Well, I predicted he'd come back by joining Legacy, but he's coming back on ECW tonight at 10:00 to battle Finlay! Don't Miss DH Smith vs. Finlay an ECW tonight!

RAW Results

-Kelly Kelly def. Mickie James, Beth Phoenix, Brie Bella, Niki Bella, Rosa Mendes, and Jillian in a Divas battle royal to win a Divas Championship shot

-Santino Marrela def. Chavo Guerrero

-Carlito and Primo def. The Brian Kendrick and Goldust

-MVP def. Matt Hardy to retain U.S title

-Vickie Guerrero def. "Santina" to win Miss Wrestlemania title

-John Cena and Batista def. Legacy

Monday, May 18, 2009

No CM Punk

Last night, the hometown hero, CM Punk got CRUSHED by Umaga. I thought that they would get everyone (From Chicago, or just your average CM Punk fan) to throw in the towel. Then when they thought all hope was lost, Punk cashes in MITB on Edge, the world champ. But that wasn't the case. Last night, hope was lost for Punk. I can tell he will cash in his title shot soon.

Judgment Day Results


-Umaga def. CM Punk


-Christian def. Jack Swagger to retain ECW title


-Morrison def. Shelton Benjamin


-Rey Mysterio def. Chris Jericho to retain title


-Batista def. Randy Orton by DQ, after match Ric Flair came out and cleared the ring with Batista (Orton still champ due to DQ)


-John Cena def. Big Show


-Edge def. Jeff Hardy because Matt Hardy whacked Jeff with his cast

That's all, see ya!

Sunday, May 17, 2009

New Recruits

As you can see I got a few new members to the ETR team. This is another reason I moved from tumblr to blogger. Anyway, I'll see you tommorow afternoon when I post Judgement Day results. ETR will be better than ever, and that's a promise.

Yo yo yo yo

Hi, I'm JB and I've been asked to contribute to the blog by Chester, so I intend to do so from time to time when the mood strikes me.

Right now Chester and I are going to work on some decimals, all the while wishing we were watching Judgment Day. Ahhh, if only money really did grow on trees - of course, then everyone would want to live in the suburbs, so it would be a lot more crowded out here...

Later. Dudes.

Yo!

Hi this is Rick Boy! I just joined the ETR (Everything That Rules) team and I will post every once and a while. However, I will not post results. I'll leave that to the blog leader, Chester Beanienoodle. See ya!

Is Kurt Angle Going to Make a Bad Decision?

Kurt Angle from TNA recently stated that he was only going to wrestle a little longer. This is because he wants to move from wrestling to movies. There are two questions. Number one: Will he really stop wrestling? Number two: Is he making the right decision? Please comment your thoughts on this.

Former WWE Star Wins MMA Fight in 24 Seconds

Former WWE superstar, Bobby Lashely was enraged when his opponent wore a Rey Mysterio type Lucha mask to the ring. Lashely assuming that Cook was teasing him, smashed an unlucky Michael Cook. Click on the following link to watch the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHwIqD3bRPk

As Mick Foley says, "Have a nice day!"

Saturday, May 16, 2009

My Judgment Day Predictions

I predict that these Judgment Day matches will end like this:

-Shelton Benjamin def. John Morrison

-WWE champ Randy Orton def. Batista to retain WWE title

-World Hvt. champ Edge def. Jeff Hardy, but is savagely beaten by Chris Jericho after match leaving Edge in the ring and then CM Punk cashes in Money in the Bank, and Punk pulls off the GTS to win the World title.

-Jack Swagger def. Christian to become ECW champ.

-John Cena def. Big Show

-IC champ Rey Mysterio def. Chris Jericho to retain his title

-Umaga def. CM Punk

There may be another match added to the card since they have no Divas match or tag match. That's all for now.

(ETR Pay Per View predictions)

Undertaker Update, Ric Flair Returning?

-It was announced that the Undertaker will return to the ring in time for Summerslam, although Shawn Michaels condition is unknown, but I'm guessing that he will come back at about the same point in time.

-Ric Flair says that he wants to wrestle again. I think Chris Jericho was right-he keeps coming back for more! Anyhow, he got permission from Shawn Michaels (Who retired Ric at Wrestlemania 24). The question is this: Is Ric really going to return? From what he's saying, that's the case.

(Information courtsey of www.prowrestling.net )

Friday, May 15, 2009

Smackdown! Live Results

-Morrison and CM Punk def. Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas

-Edge vs. Jericho match announced for main event.

-Jeff Hardy def. Ricky Ortiz

-Melina and Gail Kim def. Michelle McCool and Alicia Fox

-Dolph Ziggler def. Wang Yang

-R-Truth def. Mike Knox

-Chris Jericho def. Edge, Edge DQ'd for hitting Jericho with a chair, and then mayhem ensues when Jeff Hardy enters the ring and lays out Edge, CM Punk races in to cash in his Money in the Bank but is attacked by Umaga, then Edge and Jericho are fighting in the crowd, and Rey Mysterio attacks Jericho....

Great go home show for Judgment Day.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Chester's Comments on WWE Superstars Match, Big Show vs. Hornswoggle

Well, if you ask me it's ridiculous. The smallest man in WWE vs. the worlds largest athlete. Someone like Finlay should have stepped in and said "Spalding, NO!" (Caddyshack) to little Horny. If you didn't read the spoilers (Below) I won't tell you who won. However, I will tell you that 'Swoggle was smashed. Please comment your thoughts on this unfair matchup.

Everything That Rules-Chester's Comments.

**SPOILER ALERT!!** WWE Superstars Results

-Rey Mysterio def. Shelton Benjamin

-Christian def. Mark Henry

-Big Show def. Hornswoggle (Goldust then came out but was smashed by Big Show)

See ya for now!

ECW Results

-Mark Henry def. Tommy Dreamer

-Finlay def. Tyson Kidd via DQ

-Vladimir Kozlov def. Local competitor

-The 'Peep Show' with Jack Swagger (It ended with Swagger being punched in the face by Christian).

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

RAW Results

-Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes def. Batista via DQ

-Mickie James and Kelly Kelly def. Maryse and Jillian

-Brian Kendrick def. Carlito

-John Cena vs. The Miz exhibition was stopped by Vickie Gurrero

-Santina def. Beth Phoenix

-MVP and Kofi Kingston def. Matt Hardy and Regal

-Randy Orton def. Batista via DQ

Monday, May 11, 2009

Mr. Kennedy Return Coming Soon

Mr. Kennedy made his return on WWE's non-televised FCW; Florida Championship Wrestling. He won in a six man tag match, teaming with Brett DiBiase and Bro Rutondo and defeating Jon Cutler, Troy Jackman, and Dylan Klein. I wouldn't be surprised if they showed a few promos for Kennedy's return this week. That's all for now!

Match May Not be on RAW

I just visited www.prowrestling.net (One of the places I get my WWE and TNA news) and the owner, Jason Powell, said that the advertising for the Cena vs. Miz match on wwe.com was gone. I checked and like he said, it wasn't there. Hopefully this doesn't mean anything and the match is on RAW.

RAW Tonight

John Cena will compete in an "Exhibition Match" against the Miz and Legacy will open the show, revealing why they attacked Shane McMahon last week on RAW.

Chester's Comments:
I hope Shawn Michaels returns tonight. Also, that Cena development is interesting. I thought Vickie said he couldn't wrestle until Judgement Day...

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Smackdown Results

-Mike Knox def. R-Truth

-Michelle McCool def. Gail Kim

-John Morrison def. Charlie Haas

-CM Punk def. Edge via countout (Non-title) after match Umaga kicks Punk. Then the Punk vs. Umaga match is announced for Judgement Day

-Great Khali def. Dolph Ziggler via DQ

-Jeff Hardy def. Chris Jericho to prevent Chris from going into a Triple Threat match at Judgement Day. Rey Mysterio prevents Jericho from winning. This will probably set up an Intercontinental Title match for Judgement Day.

That's it! See ya for now!

Friday, May 8, 2009

WWE Superstars Results, Smackdown Live Blog

-Santina and Kelly Kelly def. Beth Pheonix and Rosa Mendes

-Chris Jericho def. John Morrison (Look for something unexpected on Jo-Mo tonight on Smackdown)

-Edge did the Cutting Edge (Go on wwe.com for footage on this), Jeff ends up knocking Edge out with the Twist of Fate

-Finlay def. Zack Ryder

Sorry, but I'm not going to do the Smackdown live blog tonight because I'm really tired. I'll do it next week for sure. See ya!

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Jeff Hardy Contract Trouble

There's been buzz that Jeff Hardy's contract will expire very soon. It seems that he's been telling friends that he will almost definetley stay. But that statement may not be true. Some friends of Jeff say that he will take time off and then try to negotiate with the company. Will this work out for the youngest Hardy? PLEASE comment your thoughts.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

WWE Superstars Teaser (No Spoilers)

WWE Superstars tapings were last night. Here's the card:

-Chris Jericho vs. John Morrison

-The Cutting Edge w/ Jeff Hardy took place

-Zack Ryder vs. Finlay (This match was also announced last night on ECW)

Hope you're able to watch! I will post results on Friday and I will live blog Smackdown! on Friday night. In case you don't know, to live blog a show is to post results exactly when the show happens. See ya!

ECW Results

-Evan Bourne def. Tyson Kidd

-Vladimir Kozlov def. Local competitor

-Jack Swagger and Mark Henry def. ECW champ Christian and Tommy Dreamer

That's all for ECW results! See ya!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Batista Says he May Retire When His Contract Expires

Batista commented on maybe retiring when his contract expires. He apparently turned 40 when he was injured and he said this: "I realize I'm closer to the end of my career than I am to the begining. It's something I'm really going to have to take a look at." He even commented on people who he would like to end his career. He mentioned John Cena and Triple H.
Chester's Comments:
I think he'll be staying with the company for a few more years. There's no way he'll turn down that contract. He's in great shape for 40. Although he did mention that he's so beat up that he has more trouble getting out of bed each morning. Please post your comments about how long you think that he'll stay with the company. See ya!

Superstar of the Week

Shane McMahon, who faced "The Viper's Lair" alone.

RAW Results

-They kicked it off with Shane O' vs. Randy Orton; No contest because Legacy, MVP, and Batista ran out and started a riot. Vickie said that she wouldn't let her opening match end up like that. So she made a "Win and You're in" contest. If a superstar wins their match they can particapate in the match. The matches in this contest were MVP vs. Cody Rhodes and Ted Debiase vs. Batista.

-Kofi Kingston def. Matt Hardy with broken arm

-Vickie Gurrero announces Big Show vs. John Cena match for Judgemant Day

-Cody Rhodes def. MVP via count; Cody to tag team with Orton in main event

-Festus def. Jillian in singing contest and Miz attacks Festus

-After smashing Festus, Miz challenges Cena. John comes out, but is attacked by Big Show.

-Mickie James def. Divas Champ Maryse in a non-title match

-Ted Debiase def. Batista via DQ; Ted goes into main event which is now a 3-on-1 handicap.

-Shane McMahon def. Legacy in a DQ, shattering his ankle in the making; Batista runs out and stares at Orton

Chester's Comments:
Batista messes up three times for the McMahons huh? First he lets HHH get pinned and lose his title, then he gets disqualified, leaving Shane to face Legacy by himself, and last but certainly not least, he runs out a little bit too late and Shane gets his ankle shattered. What else will he mess up?

Monday, May 4, 2009

Tazz Will Sign with TNA

See ya later Don West, hello Tazz! Recntly Tazz announced that he will sign with TNA once his WWE compete contract expires. Will he be an announcer or will he go back to the ring like Mick Foley? I think Foley will be happy to see Tazz. From what I've heard they're good friends. I just hope they do something interesting with him.
Anyhow, if you're bored, here are some links to cool blogs:
http://biro.tumblr.com/
http://lunchbagart.tumblr.com/
http://thegmg.blogspot.com/

Big Stars Taking Time Off?

Two big superstars haven't been seen in the ring in a while. Undertaker and Shawn Micheals, the two men who particapated in what people have been calling the biggest match in Wreslemania history, haven't been seen for a while. HHH hasn't been seen for a week either.
Chester's Comments:
This isn't good for the industry. They've gotta get these guys back in action soon. Triple H and HBK could have a DX reunion especially now that they're on the same brand, if they were only in the ring! Anyway, hopefully Shawn appears tonight in RAW. See ya!

Legacy Comments on Winning Unified Tag Titles

Legacy recently commented on winning the unified tag titles from the Colons. They said that they had so much experience in the ring with HHH, Batista, and other top stars. They said they're up for anything.
Chester's Comments:
It would be interesting to see team priceless hold unified tag team gold. They have a point about their experience. They've fought people who most up and coming stars won't get a chance to face for years.

Speaking of the Legacy, there's been buzz about D.H Smith joining Legacy to replace Manu, who was recently released. Smith wasn't quite ready to wrestle in the big leagues so he got sent back to training. Interesting development. Anyway, it was announced last weeek that Shawn Micheals would appear on RAW tonight. That's all for now!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Stone Cold Quote

"You can thump your bibles, you can say your prayers and that don't get you anywhere. Talk about yer' psalms; talk about John 3:16... Well Austin 3:16 says I just wupped your a**!!!"

-Steve Austin commenting after winning King of the Ring.

Some Impact Matches Announced

TNA announced these matches for this Thursday's Impact.

-Main Event Mafia (Including Sting) vs. TNA Frontline (Mick Foley, Jeff Jarret, Daniels, Samoa Joe, and AJ Styles in a 10 man tag match.

-Suicide vs. Consequences Creed for the X division title.

Chester's Comments:
I think Creed has a chance at winning the title because he recently signed a multiple year contract with TNA. I think they have big plans for this guy.

-Beer Money vs. Eric Young and Jethro Holiday (Match in Team 3D tag tournament)

That's all for now!

Saturday, May 2, 2009

You Can See my Other Blogs, latest WWE News

Yup! All you have to do is click the links on the links list. These in particular: The Old Everything That Rules and Toon's HQ. Anyway, I have to say that I'm not pleased with WWE moving ECW an hour later. Plus, it will struggle in ratings even more because most of their viewers are kids. In other news, Vince McMahon commented on making a Wednesday night show at some point. He doesn't think that it will be too much.
Chester's Comments:
I agree and disagree. If it's a show that's not just a bunch of dark matches slapped together (Like the new show, WWE Superstars for instance), then I'm in on it. Although, every night of the week there's a wrestling show (Besides weekends, unless there's a PPV) some people will get tired of it and WWE and TNA. Feel free to comment your thoughts on this.

Everything that rules is back and BETTER!

Yeah baby! You know me from tumblr. I created a blog there called http://www.everythingthatrules.tumblr.com/ and I got quite a few viewers. Now I'm back in action on a more crowded blogging site. So I will post WWE coverage, maybe some random stuff, drawings, and comments on all wrestling besides ROH because it's not televised! Anyway, hope you like it!