Tuesday, June 30, 2009

WWE Trade Results

RAW gets:

Alicia Fox

Jack Swagger

Evan Bourne

Mark Henry

Smackdown gets:

Finlay

The Hart Dynasty

Matt Hardy

ECW gets:

Regal

Goldust

The Bella Twins

Shelton Benjamin

RAW Results

-Batista is announced as the guest host of RAW

-Triple H def. MVP

-Unified WWE Tag Team Champions Edge & Chris Jericho def. Carlito & Primo to retain the Unified WWE Tag Team titles

-John Cena def. The Miz via submission (Deja Vu)!

-Mickie James def. Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix and Rosa Mendes

-United States Champion Kofi Kingston vs. Big Show ended in a double count-out

-Randy Orton def. Evan Bourne (he's a new member of RAW now) and Jack Swagger (also new member of RAW); however, Mark Henry def. Randy Orton in a gauntlet match

Chester's Comments:
First, I want to tell you that Lilian Garcia is leaving WWE at the end of the year. And, that Ted DiBiase Sr. will be the guest host for next week. This week doesn't favor the Legacy, next week does. The Triple H and Cena matches were part of a tournament to see who faces Orton for his title at Night of Champions. Hunter and Cena will face off next week to decide this. I think we all want Cena to win, because HHH and Orton keep on wrestling each other , but we all know that Hunter is gonna win.
Bourne, Swagger and Henry are all new members of RAW due to a trade that I will post results on in a moment. ECW is going to get worse ratings than before, seeing that Bourne and Swagger are gone. Maybe people will watch just to see Christian...

Monday, June 29, 2009

Surprise!

Most surprising development at The Bash.
Go "Team Ego!"

The Bash Results

-Tommy Dreamer wins ECW Championship Scramble

-Dolph Ziggler def. Khali with help from Kane

-Rey Mysterio def. Chris Jericho

-Edge and Chris Jericho def. Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes, and Carlito and Primo to win the Unified Tag titles. They (Edge and Jericho) were inserted in the match by Teddy Long.

-Michelle McCool def. Melina to become the new Women's Champ. In case you haven't been paying attention, she's the first in history to win both the Divas title and Women's title in her career.

-Jeff Hardy def. CM Punk by disqualification

-John Cena def. The Miz via submission

-Randy Orton def. Triple H in a Three Stages of Hell Match to retain the WWE Championship

Apparently it was an amazing show. I didn't buy it, so I didn't see it. I would think about buying it on DVD.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Chester's Bash Predictions

-Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase def. Carlito and Primo to become Unified Tag Champs

-The Miz def. John Cena

-Dolph Ziggler def. The Great Khali

-Rey Mysterio def. Chris Jericho to win the Intercontinental Championship

-Michelle McCool def. Melina to win the Women's Championship

-Jack Swagger def. Christian, Finlay, Tommy Dreamer, and Mark Henry in a Championship Scramble to win the ECW Championship

-Randy Orton def. Triple H in a Three Stages of Hell Match to retain the WWE Championship

-CM Punk def. Jeff Hardy to retain the World Heavyweight Championship

Chester's Comments:
Well, for all of you who are cursing my name about Punk winning, it's because I don't think Jeff will renew his contract. If he doesn't renew by tomorrow, I'm throwing in the towel. He may come back at some point, but by midnight he will have exactly one week left in his contract.

Rick Boy Movie Reviews: UP (Some Minor Spoilers)

Two words: Great Movie. It all starts with little Carl Fredrickson who meets a little girl who loves adventure as much as he does. Carl promises that they will have a great adventure to Paradise Falls in South America. They end up getting married, but years later, Carl's wife dies. And just when Carl is about to lose his house, he has the idea to attach a bunch of balloons to it and fly away to Paradise Falls. Along the way, he meets a little boy, fends off ferocious dogs, discovers strange creatures and much, much more!

Grade: A+

One of my top three favorite Pixar movies. A great family movie, although the first part is very sad. Other than that, it's a movie that you should see.

Smackdown Results

-R-Truth def. Shelton Benjamin

-Michelle McCool & Alicia Fox def. Women’s Champion Melina & Gail Kim

-John Morrison def. World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk (Non-Title)

-Edge & Intercontinental Champion Chris Jericho def. Jeff Hardy & Rey Mysterio (Rage in the Cage Match)

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Smackdown Information

Two events were announced for tomorrow's Smackdown:

-Vince McMahon opens the show with a speaking segment

-Chris Jericho and Edge will team up in a Steel Cage Match to face Rey Mysterio and Jeff Hardy

Chester's Comments:
Vince will probably say something about the Trump incident, but I hope he announces a match for The Bash, maybe involving Edge and Morrison. Donald Trump is apparently sticking around for a storyline. Imagine another "Battle of the Billionaires." They probably wouldn't do that though, seeing that Vince is most likely hovering around 95 million. Anyway, 100 post weekend continues; we are now at 105.

SPOILER ALERT!! Results for WWE Superstars Tonight

These are the spoilers for the WWE show that will air tonight (do NOT look at this post if you don't want the spoilers):

-Kofi Kingston def. MVP and Matt Hardy to retain the United States Championship

-Dolph Ziggler def. Jimmy Wang Yang

-Jack Swagger def. Evan Bourne

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Who Retires Who?

This is a column on what WWE superstars I think will retire their fellow superstars:

-Christian retires Edge in four to five years. I think Edge will actually ask Vince if Christian can retire him when his time comes. These guys were best friends when they were kids, and they still are to this day.

-Jeff Hardy retires Matt Hardy in six years. They're bros. That pretty much explains it all. Plus, they've won multiple Tag Team Championships together. They might be a couple of the closest brothers the world has known.

-John Cena retires Batista in five to six years. These two wrestled at the last Summerslam and they had an awesome match. Batista is coming towards the end of his career and if there was one guy that he could choose to retire him, I think it would be either John Cena or Triple H.

That raps that up. However, I wanted to report that Matt Hardy recently had surgery on his stomach area and will be out indefinitely. Plus, Matt's brother Jeff, only has about two weeks left in his contract. Jeff Hardy fans, enjoy these next few weeks with Jeff, 'cause I do not think he'll renew his contract. He'll probably take a year off and then come back like he did a while back. You can never really tell...

ECW Results

-Evan Bourne def. Tyson Kidd

-A masked man in green attacks a crew member before Gregory Helms interviews Mark Henry

-Finlay def. Zack Ryder

-Jack Swagger & Mark Henry def. ECW Champion Tommy Dreamer & Christian

Did You Know?

Did you know that...

-The name I was going to use instead of Everything That Rules was Everything That's Cool?

-Chester Beanienoodle's real name is Connor?

-My first blog was called Three Gnomes Comics, based on the "seal" that I put on my comics which displayed three gnomes?

So, did you know any of these?
Anyway, I will post ECW results in a moment. Until then, see ya!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Poll/Question Answer (100th Post! WOO)!

The answer to the question that I put up on the blog is:

-Edge and Kurt Angle

Congrats to the person who guessed it, and I will put up a new poll in a moment. Anyway... 100 post week has officially started! Woo hoo!

Grizzleheim Open Now (in Test Realm)

Yes, it was announced a few days ago on the Wizard 101 website:


Grizzleheim and many other Features are now available to preview on the Test Realm. To find out what features are being added to the Test Realm, please consult our Update Notes Page. To participate in the Test Realm, please visit our Sneak Peek Page.


Well, thank you Chester for letting me do Wizard 101 coverage. Anyway, I'll see ya!

New on Everything That Rules...

...Wizard 101 coverage! You know our tech/gaming/critic, Rick Boy? Well he'll be taking that job. I thought that he should get to post more often, so Rick, I'm assigning you this job (he's just finding out as he reads this post)! Congrats Rick.

P.S: Two more posts!!!

RAW Results

-Jeff Hardy, Rey Mysterio & The Great Khali def. Edge, Intercontinental Champion Chris Jericho & Dolph Ziggler

-Cody Rhodes def. Unified WWE Tag Team Champion Primo

-WWE Champion Randy Orton vs. Triple H in a Last Man Standing Match (draw)

-Vince McMahon buys back Monday Night RAW (WOO) and fires Trump

-Mickie James & The Bella Twins def. Divas Champion Maryse, Beth Phoenix & Rosa Mendes

-Big Show def. John Cena

Chester's Comments:
Well, it was a nice RAW. But I want to say a sad farewell to another McMahon. Rest in Peace, Ed McMahon, who was announced dead this morning.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Kurt Angle wins the TNA Championship: What?

Yes, that is the question we are all asking right now:

Okay, he won the TNA World Heavyweight Championship. Got that down, easy to understand. Samoa Joe helps him win the title by grabbing the title (not off the hook it's hanging on) in the King of the Mountain match and then hands it right on over to Kurt. The MEM (Main Event Mafia, not including Sting) comes out and cheers for both of them. Yeah, we're not quite getting that one. Let's review what Joe did to the mafia:

-Told all the members he would take them out, one-by-one

-Said he was ordered to kill Kurt Angle

-Bludgeoned everyone in the Mafia

I kind of get it, it was just a plot of trickery to make the TNA Originals confused, thinking Joe was on their side. But how does that explain the blood that come out of Scott Steiner's head, and Booker's mouth. Plus, was Joe's "Nation of Violence" the MEM all along? Find out Thursday, on TNA Impact!

Six Posts (Now Five) Away...

Yesiree Bob! We are now five posts away from starting the 100 Post Spectacular Week! The events include:

-ETR facts

-New polls everyday

-Immediate wrestling news and alerts (of course we have that all the time, but the news/coverage will be on quicker)

-Plus, a bunch of extra stuff!

Sounds good huh? I'll put up the first poll (this one is actually a question, I will release the answer to this question/poll is over) in the next few minutes.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Rick Boy Interviews Brer Rabbit

Hiya! I interviewed Brer Rabbit earlier. Here's what happened:


Rick Boy: Do you think ETR has a chance of becoming a website (like a .com or .net) someday?

Brer Rabbit: I think ETR has a fair chance of becoming 'Chester Beanienoodle's Everything That Rules.com' at some point. But right now, we're all happy with the blog.

RB: Do you think WWE is doing the right thing letting Orton have the title again? And what are your thoughts on Batista?

BR: I think WWE is out of their minds letting Orton win the WWE title! Anyway, about Batista, I don't think much will happen with him. Heck, he'll probably tear another muscle when he comes back!

That wraps up the interview. Coming this week; Rick Boy Restaurant Reviews: Margaritaville.
See ya later, alligators. Plus, Happy Fathers Day.

100 Post Weekend: CANCELED, WWE Releases

-Yeah, you probably already figured that out... but at least I'll have a "100 post event." I moved it to this week, so be sure to log on during the week. The event will end come Friday.

-WWE released Sim Snuka and Candice Michelle earlier this week. I can understand both of the releases, seeing that they didn't wrestle for months on end. Heck, the last time we saw either of them was Wrestlemania. Anyway, not much news in the wrestling world lately.

Happy Fathers Day!

Happy Fathers Day!
From the ETR Team. Be sure to call up your dad today!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

WWE Superstars: All the Matches

These are the matches that will be on Superstars tonight:

-Santino vs. Chavo

-Eve vs. Layla

-Jack Swagger, Tyson Kidd, and DH Smith vs. Christian, Carlito, and Primo.

Eleven (now ten) Posts until 100th Post!

Some of you may have noticed it on my archive that I'm now ten posts away from 100 posts on this blog. This weekend I'm going to have a 100 Posts Spectacular Weekend, in which I will post like crazy to celebrate the special occasion. Just some notification, so you know. That's all for now.

100 posts!

(Late) ECW Results

-David Hart Smith def. Christian

-Mark Henry def. Evan Bourne

-Jack Swagger def. ECW Champion Tommy Dreamer

Sorry I didn't post results yesterday. I read my book pretty much all day. Anyway, sorry again.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

RAW Results

-Intercontinental Champion Chris Jericho def. Rey Mysterio

-ECW Champion Tommy Dreamer def. Christian

-Randy Orton def. Triple H, John Cena and Big Show in a Fatal Four Way to win the WWE Championship

-Vince McMahon announces that he sold RAW to Donald Trump (just for reference, that's the worst thing that's happened to the WWE since I started watching)

-Mickie James def. Rosa Mendes

-World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk def. Jeff Hardy and Edge in a Triple Threat Match

-Unified WWE Tag Team Champions Carlito & Primo def. The Hart Dynasty by disqualification

-Triple H def. nine other Superstars in a 10-Man Battle Royal to get a shot at the WWE title

-Donald Trump makes the WWE title match take place next RAW. It'll be a last man standing match.

Chester's Comments:
I'll make this quick: If Vince wants better RAW ratings, than he shouldn't have hired Trump.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Huge Announcement on RAW? Plus, Another Title Match

J.R posted this on his blog:

As best I know, it looks like the IC Title Bout Monday will kick off the 3 hour Raw, one hour early at 8/7 central. Also from what I hear some sort of "blockbuster" announcement will also be made tonight. I have talked to no one who knows the specifics of this announcement but, without sounding hyperbole, it will apparently be significant. SD will also feature the Triple Threat Bout for the World Title that will air live sometime later in the show. After Raw, young Todd Grisham and I will be driving 3 hours to Roanoke for Tuesday's SD taping. I hope he didn't rent a Taurus. Check out our new merch and our Original BBQ Sauce now in easy to ship plastic bottles. Thanks to those of you that have bought our sauce by the case that includes FREE shipping to selected areas. Remember, Raw tonite, one hour early. Boomer Sooner! J.R.


I wonder what the announcement will be (if there is one)? I wonder if they signed someone big. Then again, J.R would probably know if they signed a contract with someone.
Anyway, that "I-C title bout" will feature Rey Mysterio and the current champ, Chris Jericho. Plus, Vince McMahon returns tonight. I betcha he'll announce the new GM of RAW... HEY! That's probably the huge announcement! I kinda hope they bring back Mike Adamle because I felt bad for him when he was asked to leave. Either him or Vince himself. I bet it'll be someone surprising...

RAW's "3-For-All"

Tonight is the Monday Night RAW "3-For-All." Just to remind you, the following things will take place:

-RAW will start one hour earlier. Example: If you live on the West Coast it'll start at 5:00.

-There will be three title matches: one for the ECW title, one for the Heavyweight title, and one for the WWE title.

Hope you enjoy the show tonight!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

ETR Widget!

Everything That Rules now has a widget (technically a "blidget," according to Widgetbox)! For that, you can thank our tech man, Rick Boy. Anyway, to see the blidget in action click here. To get the blidget, click here. You can e-mail Rick Boy and tell him what you think about the new addition, by clicking on this: stonecoldcon@yahoo.com. That's all for now.

Rick Boy Product Reviews: Samsung Sway

The Samsung Sway is a regular cell phone except for one thing: It slides! Instead of flipping, it slides! Way cool right? That's not all! You can immediately access the web (you will be charged money for this), get ringtones, access your e-mail, get games (yes, Smackdown vs. RAW 2009 and Legends of Wrestlemania are on there too), and much more!
Okay, so the main point of the cell phone is to call other people. This phone makes it simple. Add friends and family to your easy to access contact list. Call others too! It also automatically adds 911 to your contacts too.

Grade: A

Frickin' awesome phone! I have one and it's AWESOME! You should try to get it if your phone's a piece o' crud.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

The Three title Matches on the 3-For-All

These title matches are set to be on the WWE "3-For-All:

-Tommy Dreamer vs. Christian for the ECW title

-CM Punk vs. Edge vs. Jeff Hardy in a Triple Threat for the World Hvt. title

-John Cena vs. Triple H vs. Randy Orton vs. Big Show in a Fatal Four Way for the vacant WWE title

Hope you're able to watch the show next Monday. Remember, it starts an hour earlier!

Hint About Poptropica 'Astro Knights' Island

Are you having trouble with the new Astro Knights island on Poptropica? I personally think it's the hardest island yet! Anyway, I have come up with a few cheats for those of you who are stuck:

-Can't get into the house of Mordred? The stupid guard keeps asking for that gold coin? Go over to the fountain. You'll see a small glint of light in the water, to the right of the fountain. Click on it and you'll get the coin!

-For those who are farther, when you're in space trying to get on to the ice planet, but it wont let you, you should shoot at the space sharks and then fly towards the black hole. If you fly around it for a while then they'll fly right into it. Then you'll be able to land on the ice planet!

I have to confess, I haven't finished yet, but I will soon!

Friday, June 12, 2009

Poptropica Coverage

Guess what? NEW to ETR is Poptropica coverage an cheats. You can create your poptropican by going to Poptropica.com. See you later!

P.S: Sorry about not posting full live results. I dozed off for about 45 minutes so I figured there was no point. I might post the rest of the results tommorow morning.

Smackdown! Live Blog

-Dolph Ziggler def. Kahli via count out

Sorry, something came up. I can't live blog the rest. That's all for now.

Smackdown! Live Blog Tonight

Tune in (people who can't watch Smackdown due to pre-emptions or cancelations) tonight for the live results.

Why Umaga was Released

The reason WWE superstar Umaga was released was because he had failed the drug policy for the second time. He refused to go to rehabilitation, so that was probably the last straw for Vince.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

New Logo

As Macho Man Randy Savage says, "Dig it!" Do you like it? Hope you do, because it will be there for a very, and I mean very, long time. Again, hope you like the new ETR logo.

Batista Injury Update, WWE Title Update

-Dave Batista has a fully torn bicep from his match at Extreme Rules. He had surgery just yesterday. He will be out for about four to five months.

-Next week on RAW there will be three title matches: One for the World title, one for the ECW title, and one for the WWE title. Last night on ECW (sorry about not posting results) it was announced that the WWE title was vacant (not exactly, but pretty much) and that Triple H, Randy Orton, Big Show, and John Cena would compete for the title in a Fatal Four Way match. Also, ECW champ, Tommy Dreamer, defends against Christian. Remember, next weeks' show starts an hour earlier.

Chester's Comments:
I think they should let Cena win the title. They almost definitely won't, but still. I'm guessing they're gonna let Hunter win, which is very boring, considering he's always champ. Anyway, best wishes to Batista, hope he feels better soon.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Another WWE Superstar Released

Yesterday, the WWE released Umaga. I was VERY shocked by this. The night before he was in a PPV match, then Vince McMahon released him. I don't see what Vince is trying to do. Mr. Kennedy was released after coming off an injury: Fired. Umaga comes back after coming off an injury: Fired. Batista just got injured at the PPV (real injury, not fake). But of course he won't be released...or will he? Right now we just can't tell.

RAW Results: Time to Play the Game

-United States Champion Kofi Kingston def. William Regal

-Divas Champion Maryse def. Kelly Kelly

-Santino Marella, Goldust & Festus def. Chavo Guerrero, The Brian Kendrick & Jamie Noble

-John Cena vs. The Miz; no contest

-MVP def. Matt Hardy

-Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase def. Unified WWE Tag Team Champions Carlito & Primo (non-title match)

-Randy Orton vs. Batista in a WWE title match ends in no contest; HHH comes out, smashes DiBiase and Rhodes, chairs Orton, then Pedigrees Orton onto the chair

Monday, June 8, 2009

Spongebob at a Gas Station

My dad took this picture near a gas station.
I wonder if that guy was hired to do that.

Extreme Rules: A PPV Come and Gone

Well, I think it was almost as good as Backlash 2009 (The best wrestling show I've ever seen). They kinda messed up the Punk thing though. If they were going to have him cash in Money in the Bank, then you should have him cash it in on a heel like Edge. I suppose they don't want to have the same person be "Punk'd" as last year. I think that match in general was awesome though. Batista and Orton did a good job too. Surprising outcome of the Jericho-Rey match. I would have never expected Jericho to win the Intercontinental title, no less unmask Rey! Anyway, great show. If you didn't order the PPV last night, you should definitely think about watching the encore presentation.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

WWE Extreme Rules Live Results

-CM Punk def. Jeff Hardy to win Wirld Hvt. title

-Jeff Hardy def. Edge to win Wirld Hvt. title... WAIT! It's Punk!!! He's cashing in Money in the Bank! No way!

-John Cena def. Big Show in Submission Match

-Batista def. Randy Orton in steel cage to win WWE title

-Santina def. Vickie Guerrero in a Hog Pen Match and wins Miss Wrestlemania title

-Tommy Dreamer def. Jack Swagger and Christian to win ECW title

-CM Punk def. Umaga in Samoan Strap Match

-Chris Jericho def. Rey Mysterio in No DQ to win Intercontinental title; he unmasked Rey at the end, but Rey ran out covering his face

-Kofi Kingston def. Matt Hardy, Regal, and MVP to retain United States title

Sign of a New ECW Champion

ETR member, Brer Rabbit was on his blog playing hangman when he got the word "swagger."
Of course it didn't mean the wrestler's in-ring name, but could it be a sign? Find out tonight at Extreme Rules. (I will be live blogging it)

Extreme Rules Predictions

These are my predictions for the "Extreme Rules" Pay-Per-View tonight:

-Vickie Guerrero def. Santina Marrela to retain Miss Wrestlemania title

-CM Punk def. Umaga in Samoan Strap match

-Matt Hardy def. William Regal, Kofi Kingston, and MVP to win United States Championship

-Rey Mysterio def. Chris Jericho in No Holds Barred to retain the Intercontinental Championship

-John Cena def. Big Show in Submission Match

-Jack Swagger def. Tommy Dreamer and Christian in Hardcore Triple Threat to win the ECW Championship

-Randy Orton def. Batista in Steel Cage Match, after match Triple H runs in and stares down Randy, who punted Batista in the head.

-Edge def. Jeff Hardy in Ladder Match to retain World Heavyweight Championship

Friday, June 5, 2009

Smackdown! Live Blog

-Cutting Edge with Jeff Hardy; Jeff gets pushed off ladder by Edge

-John Morrison def. Shelton Benjamin

-Chris Jericho def. R-Truth

-CM Punk def. Umaga

-Michelle McCool, Layla, and Alicia Fox def. Gail Kim, Melina, and Eve

-Edge def. Rey Mysterio

Rick Boy Movie Reviews: Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (Some Minor Spoilers)

In this epic sequel, Larry teams up with some new friends as they try to defeat Kahmanrah, who is after his younger brother's (Akmanrah) stone of Akmanrah. But can they defeat this terrible force? Plus, Theodore Roosevelt, Gum-Gum (The Easter Island Head), and more have to stay at the Museum of Natural History (without the stone that lets them come to life) while Larry ventures to The Smithsonian to get back the stone of Akmanrah.

Grade: A

Great movie! Be sure to catch this one!

Rick Boy Movie Reviews Coming Today; Smackdown Live Blog

-ETR member, Rick Boy will do a review on the "Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian" movie later, for he's going to see it now.

-Also, I will do a Smackdown live blog tonight. Just so you know, there will be an Edge vs. Rey Mysterio match tonight on the show. The last time they wrestled, Edge put out Mysterio for almost a whole year! We'll just have to see how it turns out tonight.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Jim Ross on The PPV This Sunday

This is what Jim Ross said on his site:

It looks as if SD will be in a position to kick Raw's a*s again this Sunday at "Extreme Rules." In my biased opinion, no match on the card is more eagerly anticipated than the Ladder Match for the World Title with Edge defending against Jeff Hardy. To think that I inked both these men to WWE contracts over a decade ago is a testament to how time flies. I assure you that both men will take ridiculous risks Sunday and I will be shocked if the use of the ladders as weapons doesn't bust someone open.
Chris Jericho challenging Rey Mysterio for the IC Title and essentially saying that Jericho will unmask the uber talented luchadore might be another show show stealer. Does Raw have a match that will deliver better than these two aforementioned SD bouts? No Holds Barred should favor the challenger from where I sit.
Umaga vs. C.M. Punk feels like it is an issue that just got started a few days ago but my senses is that these two will make the most out of a very difficult type of match. Getting lashed with a leather strap is a daunting task. Tough way to make a living. My brief experience in a "Country Whipping" match, and I wore as many clothes as possible, is proof enough to me that getting hit with a piece of leather isn't fun. For the record, that Country Whipping match versus The Coach back in the day in Chicago on Raw may have set wrestling back a decade and that's being kind. Put it did get a huge TV rating, sold out the arena, provided seconds of unique entertainment, blah, blah, blah.

Extreme Rules looks like it's going to be perfect, as Backlash was. I liked J.R's preview for the pay-per-view too. I never knew J.R was in a "Country Whipping" Match. Anyway, TNA Impact tonight. Be sure to tune in.

ETR PPV Coverage: Extreme Rules Card

-Vickie Guerrero vs. Santina Marrela in Hog Pen Match

-CM Punk vs. Umaga in Samoan Strap Match

-U.S title Fatal Four Way; Kofi Kingston vs. Regal vs. MVP vs. Matt Hardy

-Intercontinental title; Rey Mysterio vs. Chris Jericho in No Hold Barred Match

-John Cena vs. Big Show in Submission Match

-ECW title Triple Threat; Christian vs. Jack Swagger vs. Tommy Dreamer in Hardcore Match

-World Heavyweight title; Edge vs. Jeff Hardy in Ladder Match

-WWE title; Orton vs. Batista in Steel Cage Match

Chester's Comments:
Just so you know, I will live blog Extreme Rules this Sunday.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Rick Boy Video Game Reviews: Nicktoons, Globs of Doom

Nickelodeon comes out with another game huh? In this game you can play as Spongebob, Zim, Tak, Jimmy Neutron, and their enemies! The point of this game is to team up with the show stars enemies and conquer a force that no one person could defeat: Orange Globs. Yes, monsters made of orange goo. The only minus is that the autosave feature doesn't work at all. It deletes all of your progress after you work hard.

Grade: C+

It got an "eh" grade because the save thing is bad. It's fun until you quit and find your work was deleted.

ECW Results

-Evan "Air" Bourne def. Mark Henry

-Zack Ryder def. local competitor

-Tommy Dreamer def. Paul Burchill

-ECW champ, Christian def. Tyson Kidd in non-title; after match Dreamer DDTs Christian

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Rick Boy Video Game Reviews: Pikmin


Nintendo recently came out with a new game called Pikmin. So, I'm going to review it in my first ever video game review!
Well, the game is basically about surviving 30 days on an unknown planet. You also have to find parts of your crashed ship on different parts of the planet. And I left out the best part: you have to raise small plant like creatures that you call "Pikmin." The guide book is very helpful too. Although, there is a changing cover, where you can flip it around or something. Weird.

Grade: B+

Pretty good game. Love the graphics too. Travel on an adventure with Captain Olimar with "Pikmin" today!

WWE Magazine Interviews Christian

In the latest edition of WWE Magazine interviewed superstar Christian. Here are a few things I found interesting:

Q: Edge told us that he plans to cut his hair off before he turns 40. What drove you to clip your trademark locks after Judgement Day 2003?
Christian: I felt it was time. Everybody associated me with that long hair, and the Intercontinental Championship was making it's return after it had been gone for about a year. I won the title that night and everything was changing. It was a chance to reinvent myself and get rid of those split ends once and for all. I actually kept that hair in a bag for a while. But then it just looked tattered and started fraying, so I threw it out.

Q: During your entrance, when you raise your hand above your brow and scope the crowd, what are you looking for?
Christian: I'm usually looking for the peeps. And there's always some cool signs to be seen. I'm trying to give everyone a shout out, but it's hard because there's so many people. But when I catch one of the peeps, I give a point.

To read the full interview, buy the latest issue of WWE Magazine! But try to get it soon, because it won't be on shelves for much longer. You can get your subscription by going to WWE.com!

RAW Results

-Batista def. Cody Rhodes in Steel cage

-Maryse and Beth Phoenix def. Kelly Kelly and Mickie James

-Carlito and Primo def. Matt Hardy and Regal

-John Cena and Chavo Gurerro def. Miz and Big Show

-Kofi Kingston def. MVP to become U.S champ (Congrats Kofi)

-Santino vs. Vickie Gurerro ends in no contest

-Randy Orton def. Ric Flair in parking lot brawl

Chester's Comments:
Again, congratulations to Kofi Kingston for his win. Anyhow, Flair did a great job last night, but was punted by The Legend Killer. However, I think that was the last time we'll see Ric wrestle for a long time. He might not even actually wrestle again.
Last but not least, HHH is a no show! This surprised me. Every five seconds I'm like, "Here comes Hunter!" Hes gonna show up at some point, but for now I guess he's taking a break.

Monday, June 1, 2009

WWE RAW: Some Matches Announced

The following matches were announced for Monday Night RAW:

-Steel Cage Match; Batista vs. Ted DiBiase or Cody Rhodes (decided when Orton flips a coin)

-John Cena and mystery partner vs. Miz and Big Show

-Mickie James and Kelly Kelly vs. Maryse and Beth phoenix

As I said, those are all the ones announced so far. Watch tonight on the USA network.